On the 12 days of snow hell, this winter gave to me….

12 slushy footsteps

11 shovelers shoveling

10 frostbitten fingers

9 plows-a-plowing

8 frozen groceries

7 feet of snow

6 icy windows

5 damn degrees

4-car collision

3 cars-a-stranded

2 treacherous lanes

1 crazy bicyclist

Happy winter, everyone!